Sunday, April 18, 2010

Unibrows and Uniboobs

So I've lost about 20 pounds now in 2 1/2 months. I still can't get back into my favorite clothes but at least I am getting closer. Now that I have lost weight I have to start worrying about offensive body hair. When I was really fat I just figured that no one would look beyond the fat to even notice there was a mustache. Or a few beard hairs. Or a unibrow. But now I have 2 spend even MORE time on my appearance than just exercising and cooking. I hope that one day I will lose enough weight that when I wear a jogging bra I will just have 2 little flattened mounds (like a Skipper Barbie doll) instead of the glorius uniboob I currently sport.

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