I lost up to 2 inches off my waist and thighs and an inch or so off other areas, but my gigantic arms have not budged! At this rate I will become like one of those flying squirrels, able to leap off tall buildings and then glide my way down to a safe landing on street level so I can window shop. I could put an eye out when I wave. I haven't worn a sleeveless shirt since I was 20. Back when I lost 114 pounds I could even hear my arm flab clapping me on as I ran and it slapped against my ribs. I didn't really appreciate applause from flaps of my own skin! By now you know that none of these pictures are actually of me. I am WAY too self-conscious for that. Thanks to google though I have these nifty pics to run with my posts.Friday, March 5, 2010
Arm Flab
I lost up to 2 inches off my waist and thighs and an inch or so off other areas, but my gigantic arms have not budged! At this rate I will become like one of those flying squirrels, able to leap off tall buildings and then glide my way down to a safe landing on street level so I can window shop. I could put an eye out when I wave. I haven't worn a sleeveless shirt since I was 20. Back when I lost 114 pounds I could even hear my arm flab clapping me on as I ran and it slapped against my ribs. I didn't really appreciate applause from flaps of my own skin! By now you know that none of these pictures are actually of me. I am WAY too self-conscious for that. Thanks to google though I have these nifty pics to run with my posts.
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"clapping me on" really made me laugh :) When I gained weight in Brazil, and people were sweetly calling me the Bundona (in portuguese, if memory serves me, this means "Big Butt Owner")... I remember being shocked by the way my butt bounced out of rhythm with my running.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard at this post!!! You are hilarious, and it probably wouldn't be as funny to me if I didn't know EXACTLY what you are talking about. Been there...oh wait....am still there!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate bouncing body parts! It's really sad when I can feel my double chin wiggle when I walk. At least a butt is big, and apparently very much so in Terra's case, and its normal 2 expect a little wiggle room.
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